"Turkey Talk" [drabble, Jack/Sam, K]

Title: Turkey Talk
Author: A. Karswyll
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: K
Words: 590
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
Summary: Separated by their posts, Jack on Earth and Sam on Hammond, they take a few minutes at the end of a data burst to talk about some very special turkeys.
AN: Written for GateWorld forum's Shipsgiving 2011.

“Glad to hear everything is going as planned.” Lt. General Jack O’Neill mentally reviewed the matters of official discussion that had just occurred with the BC-304 spacecraft Hammond commander. His eye on the clock for the timed communique he was satisfied that the remaining minutes of conversation could move into a lighter vein. “Looking forward to having your Thanksgiving meal off ship?”

“Yes, Sir. The crew is looking forward to having Thanksgiving tomorrow with the Alpha Site.” Colonel Samantha Carter answered on screen. “I have heard rumours that there might be some unexpected additions to the meal.”

“Don’t know what you’re talking about Carter,” Jack answered blandly.

A blonde eyebrow cocked in a considering look on screen. Her reply was equally bland. “Yes, Sir. But tell me, I just learned that this year the National Thanksgiving Turkey is from Minnesota. You wouldn’t happen to have anything to do with that now would you?”

“Turkeys are totally outside my purview Carter,” Jack protested.

“I thought in our last discussion you said that you had to work with turkeys?” Sam looked way too innocent.

“Wrong kind unfortunately,” Jack grumbled as his mood dampened for a moment at the reminder of the politician in question that had earned the ‘honour’ of being called a turkey. Almost made him long for the good old days and Senator Kinsey who at least had a clear agenda. “The real turkeys have more brains then the ones I have to deal with.”

“So Sir, do you know any of this year’s suggested names for the turkeys?”

Jack shook his head. “You know I’m not on facebook. I have no clue what the suggestions were, let alone the top ten that were submitted to the president to chose from—he hasn’t announced them yet either. Hopefully thought some of the suggestions won’t be like some of last year’s names, like Doom and Gloom.”

“You’re making that up Sir.”

“I’m serious Carter, school kids come up with the darnedest names.”

“I bet you were disappointed when Apple and Cider was chosen instead.” Sam said with a twinkle in her eye.

He gave her a roguish grin. “Yeah, but the funny thing is Carter, no one ever asks what the names of the non-pardoned turkeys are.”

On screen Sam chuckled and shook her head. “And I’m not even going to ask.”

Jack’s roguish grin morphed into a playful pout. The chime from the clock warning one minute of connection left removed the playfulness from his face. “Goodbye Sam, I’ll talk with you again during next week’s data burst. Happy Thanksgiving.”

“Goodbye Jack, happy Thanksgiving.” Sam returned softly.

Their gazes held in a soft, lingering look that said more than they ever would in words over an official and recorded channel. The minute ticked away and the connection ended.

Jack stared at the blank screen for a few moments. She had one month left on this six month tour of duty. It was not the first Thanksgiving they had not been able to spend together and he knew duty dictated that it would not be the last, but still... Someday. Someday.

Rising from his chair he tugged on the snug fit of his jacket to straighten it and closed down the laptop. Picking up his cap he tucked it under his arm and departed his office whistling the tune of L. M. Child’s thanksgiving song under his breath. He had a presidential pardon ceremony to attend later today and at least at this ceremony, the right kind of turkey was being pardoned.

-FINISHED

"Smithsonian" [drabble, team, K]

Title: Smithsonian
Author: A. Karswyll
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: K
Words: 200
Characters: classic team
Summary: “Daniel, please tell me that is not the Smithsonian.”

The four intergalactic explorers and eerily silent crowd below the elevated height of the stargate regarded each other. The ones regarding each other with particular intent were the four soldiers and individuals on a speaker’s podium with accompanying guard. Behind dark sunglasses, Jack lifted his eyes from warily studying the people to the buildings beyond.

“Daniel,” Jack said in a deceptively mild conversational voice that carried over the slowly stirring crowd. “Please tell me that is not the Smithsonian.”

“Ah…” Daniel reached up and adjusted the frame of his glasses as he looked with owlish astonishment at the inauguration crowd and familiar buildings. “It looks like the Smithsonian Institution to me.”

“Carter.” It was a wordless order to find more information.

“Yes Sir,” Sam replied as she edged towards the platform’s rim, careful to move slowly and deliberately to not alarm the guards and addressed the closest uniformed body in blue. “Excuse me officer, could you tell me the date, year, and the president?” After listening to the answers and saying “Thank you” she turned back to her commander and team to report, “Sorry Sir, alternate universe.”

“Crap,” Jack sighed gustily. “Today just isn’t a good day.”

“Indeed,” Teal’c intoned.

-FINISHED

"The Aschen Confederation" Now Online

I have started posting a new Stargate: SG-1 fanfiction story online.
The Aschen Confederation
The year is 2010 and Earth has joined the Aschen Confederation. But not all realities chose to change their past. Some realities chose to change their future.
It can be read on FanFiction.NetSamAndJack.Net,  my new Google site Karswyll Central, and here. It currently has a word count of 59,250 for its 46 chapters and updates will occur twice weekly on Mondays and Thursdays.

"Extortion" Ch. 5 [short story, Jack/Sam, M]

Chapter 5

Early Monday morning dressed in her uniform, Sam leaned against the doorway of her husband's home office and sipped at the coffee in the mug she held. They had a good hour before Jack's driver would arrive to chauffeur them to the Pentagon, but Jack had been hard at work since waking up, using every minute of the weekend tying up Gold and Mackay who had been further tied to their four close friends: Wilson, McAllister, Robertson, and Sharpe.

The traces for first Gold and Mackay and then their club friends had quickly established familial relationship with six former members of the Committee organization. Searching into all six had revealed various interesting social and political activities and financial transactions. It appeared those six pampered young men were attempting to follow in their fathers' footsteps by engaging in various shadowy antics.

Most evidence also pointed to the fact that they were only on the fringes of their fathers' former activities—otherwise why would they have engaged in the colossally stupid activity of attempting to blackmail the director of the world's most powerful and secret military department by using his wife?

Well, that was the consensus the analysts had come up with and would stand until evidence supporting or disproving the theory was found. Evidence that would be secured with direct questioning following the six men's arrests and in the searches of their homes, private club, and other owned or frequented locations.

Various other individuals that were either co-conspirators or blackmail victims themselves, like those that had allowed Gold and Mackay to enter the highly restricted area housing Jack's office were suspended from their duties and were under investigation. The links to other, non-Stargate Program military activities, but regular US military activities, also meant this was a very national investigation officially under the auspices of Homeland Security Department—which was really Homeworld Security. And unlike the military officers, the Department had to walk a little more softly with identified civilian victims but Jack hoped that with the threat of their blackmailers removed they would be able to provide more information to him.

The photographic studio responsible for the fabrication of the photographs had also been located—via the financial transactions. While the proprietor initially claimed client confidentiality, he had become very cooperative when the entire Department started breathing down his neck to explain that Wilson had given him the photographs with the man and woman having sex, a remarkable look-alike, for the woman of the photographs that Gold had supplied to him.

Considering the woman's remarkable resemblance to his wife and that it actually was Cameron Mitchell in the photographs had Jack very interested in locating the look-alike and learning the results of the Lt. Colonel's questioning; who Landry had informed him a phone call ago, was sweating buckets in one of the SGC's interrogation cells. Jack could well believe it. Even if Mitchell was entirely innocent of the situation, there was still the fact that he had had sex with a woman that looked like Sam and all that could imply.

Ending his latest phone call, Jack hung up the receiver and looked over the six dossiers on his desk that been compiled over the weekend of the young men to his wife. Like her, he was already dressed in most of his uniform and their jackets—his freshly ironed—were waiting in the entrance way for when they departed for the Pentagon.

"I made eggs if you are interested in more breakfast," Sam offered softly, knowing that as Jack had been up hours before she had, he had already served himself a bowl of cereal.

"I would like that," Jack pushed away from his desk and set his briefcase onto the polished surface. He neatly stacked the six dossiers into the case and shut the latches. The five by seven envelope with the manipulated pornographic photographs was already sitting in the bottom of the briefcase.

With briefcase in one hand, Jack picked up his forgotten mug with its cold coffee, and after dropping the case in the entrance way, made his way into the kitchen to find Sam had poured him a fresh cup of coffee. Seating himself at the table he patted the chair beside him and once Sam had taken a seat beside him, twined their fingers together and showed off his dexterity by eating the eggs on the plate before him with his other hand.

Holding hands was just one such demonstration of affection that they had both showed, and needed, this past weekend as they investigated the blackmailing scheme against themselves. Those manipulated photographs had struck a solid blow, but already they were rebuilding the foundations stronger.

. . .

Exchanging smirks of accomplishment Harvey and Donald entered the section in the Pentagon that housed presidential advisor General O'Neill's set of offices again and were pleased when they were shown promptly into the general's office by his aid Davis.

As formally dressed as he was during their previous visit, the grey haired man once again looked up at them over his reading glasses only now he sat slumped in his chair and a defeated aura hung about him.

Hastily, and almost clumsily, O'Neill hurried to his feet at the sight of them being ushered into his office. "Mr Gold, Mr Mackay," he grovelled.

Harvey waved back the general dismissingly and he and Donald confidently took seats. "I see that the weekend to think things over has been good for you."

"Yes, it would be most unfortunate if decisions made in haste were to damage the career of yourself, your wife, or the president's term in office," Donald added pointedly.

"Yes, yes," O'Neill agreed with a cringe before asking with timid hopefulness as he picked up and began worrying a pen. "But certainly we can come to some… mutually beneficial agreement?"

"I am sure you can help us," Harvey said superciliously.

O'Neill looked anxiously at them as he worried the pen harder. "Help you? How?"

"Certainly a man who has the president's ear would know how to help us."

"B-but… I… I can't, what I do is highly classified and…"

"Come now O'Neill," Harvey pressed with a glint in his eye, "we wouldn't want any tabloids to get those pictures would we?"

"Surely what you do isn't worth the scandal—in fact it would certainly be impinged by such a scandal wouldn't it?" Donald added. "I think we'll start by reviewing your current projects."

The fingers worrying the pen in his grip stilled and with the defeated air of a man walking to his own execution, O'Neill reached forward to press the talk button of his office telecom. "Bring in this weekend's project files Carter."

Harvey noted that O'Neill had attempted to stall them and made a mental note to exert a suitable punishment for it a little further into their dealings.

The door behind them opened again and the brisk sound of heels against wood echoed loudly in the enclosed space. The initially dismissing glance at the entry of O'Neill's secretary turned to stares as both young men suddenly realized that it was not the man that had shown them into the office, but a blonde woman. A blonde woman who was intimately familiar to them because of the pornographic photographs they'd had made up. Her unexpected presence and current glacial expression sent a trickle of worry down their spines.

Her heels clicking together as she stood at attention beside the general's desk and formally presented the clipboard to O'Neill. "The warrants as requested Sir."

Harvey and Donald exchanged surprised looks—warrants? What was this old man playing at now?

"Thank you Colonel," the general accepted the board and flipped through the handful of pages clipped to its surface. After assuring that the last signatures were all in their proper places the general set the clipboard down. He then methodically took off his reading glasses, and with measured deliberateness folded them, and placed them on top of the search and arrest warrants.

Harvey and Donald stiffened in their seats at the icy shudder that clawed down their spines as General O'Neill suddenly seemed to change. Gone was the defeated oldness, in its place was a lethal readiness as dark brown eyes pinned them with brutal hardness to their seats.

They were unable to look away from his hard gaze as more uniformed bodies began to enter from the open office door. Only they were not the uniforms of officers, but uniforms of the military police.

"You are under arrest for blackmail, attempted blackmail, slander, and treason," Jack enumerated in a glacial voice that had broken the will of alien warriors and had no problem breaking the wills of Harvey and Donald and nearly had them pissing their pants.

"I want—I want my lawyer," Donald managed to whimper as he became aware of the MP hands closing around his arms.

"I don't think Mackay gets it, does he Colonel?" Jack asked rhetorically.

"No Sir," the blonde at his elbow replied crisply.

"Listen up boys. I am only going to say this once. What I do does not officially exist. If you can figure out how to get daddy's lawyers to defend you against something that does not exist, let me know. Until then, enjoy your cells."

As the MPs dragged the now whimpering and blubbering young men from his office, Jack made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. Disgusted at their antics and the fact that those weak young men had caused him and Sam so much pain.

Harvey Gold, Donald Mackay, Marcus Wilson, James McAllister, Colton Robertson, and Lucas Sharpe—the latter four were also in the process of being arrested once located—were about to discover that they were guppies pretending to be sharks and like any little fish that went swimming with the big boys, they would get eaten.

Sam moved from her position stiffly at attention beside her husband to close the door. Once the wooden panel was shut she made her way back to her husband and took a seat in the chair Gold had just been removed from.

Not liking that she had put his desk between them, Jack got up from his chair and rounded his desk to take a seat in the chair Mackay had been in. When he reached out between the space that separated the two chairs and grasped her hand, he was reassured when she twined their fingers together. Her free hand came up to rub at the wedding ring on his hand that was laced with hers.

"So, that's the beginning of the end of that?" Sam asked softly as she looked at the polished band. She knew that while the investigation would continue and the trials occur months down the line, the outcome considering the secret nature of the program and Jack's international authority would ensure that it was dealt with quickly, quietly, and severely.

"It is," Jack affirmed as he lifted up his other hand to cup her cheek. Sam gave a half-hearted and lopsided smile and leaned her face against his touch.

"Just, no more getting yourself blackmailed okay?" she joked feebly.

"I can't promise you anything beyond the fact that no matter what is shown to me, I will always believe in you."

Seeing the loving reassurance in his dark eyes Sam gave him one of her true, light up the room smiles, and in that moment of suspended time they knew that whatever else was thrown at them they were strong enough to stand against it as long as they had each other, and believed in each other's love.

-FINISHED


AN (Which really should have gone in the first chapter): The purpose of this short story does not really do justice to the Byzantine potential of the plot thread. The purpose was to prove to myself that I was capable of writing to a self-imposed short story limit – five chapters with each chapter not exceeding three typed pages in length. So, if writers reading this feel they can write a far more satisfactory story of the Byzantine plot I barely touched upon, please do so and tell me about the story because I would love to read it! 

Thanks for reading and to Jack O'Neill – Happy Birthday!

"Extortion" Ch. 3 [short story, Jack/Sam, M]

Chapter 3

Samantha O'Neill née Carter hummed underneath her breath Saturday morning as she mounted the steps to her Alexandrian townhouse. She was relishing with anticipation the coming weekend with Jack that they had long been planning, having coordinated some of their downtime to coincide.

Living in different states and not being able to see each other for months at a time, had her sharply missing her husband. Especially this past year had brought quite a change in their lives; from seeing the man she loved every day—even if it was only professionally—to being married to him and seeing him only once in a while…

Slipping the key into the doorknob, she unlocked the door and entered their house. She raised a blonde eyebrow at the pair of shoes her husband had left square in the entrance way before neatly setting them to the side with her own sandals.

Hanging her jacket and purse up in the closet Sam called out to her husband as she proceeded into their home. She had only called out his name twice when the sound of the shower registered from upstairs, and now that her husband's location was known to her, she stopped calling out.

Further evidence of her husband's occasional sloppiness presented itself when she entered the living room to find an empty whisky bottle and glass on the coffee table with his open briefcase and scattered papers. Sighing at the sight of crumpled blue cloth, Sam walked behind the couch to pick up the discard clothing item. Her sigh turned to a frown as she picked it up and realized it was Jack's Class A jacket. She had never known him to be so careless with any piece of his Class A's for all his carping about having to wear the uniform.

Folding the jacket more formally, her fingers smoothed out creases in the fabric and her attention turned to the coffee table and what she now realized were photographs, mostly stacked together underneath a large magnifying glass.

Frowning at what appeared to be the rather pornographic image of the topmost photograph, Sam rounded the couch and after sitting on the cushions, placed Jack's jacket beside her. Reaching forward she curiously moved the magnifying glass to get a clearer look at who was in the photograph and froze.

It was herself and Cam.

Blood draining from her face and a faint tremble afflicting her hands in disbelief at what she was seeing, Sam picked up the stack of photographs and slowly flipped through the collection.

It wasn't the sudden absence of the sound of the shower running that had her twisting in her seat towards the hallway to the second floor, but the proximity awareness of her husband that most considered paranormal.

Still damp from the shower he had just vacated and clothed only in a white towel, wrapped around a waist thickened by two years at a desk and baring the knees he considered too boney, Jack stood in the hall archway.

Blue eyes sought brown, seeking loving reassurance and instead found devastating confirmation. Sam's pale face turned stark white at what the depths of her husband's eyes told her.

He had believed.

And a part of Sam, a small part that wasn't screaming in denying anguish like the rest of her soul at what she saw in Jack's eyes, was terrified that he still believed.

"How could… I would never…" Sam's anguished response was barely above a whisper. The faint tremble of her hands became full shakes and she was unable to hold onto the photographs in her hands any longer as they dropped in scattered groups around her.

The last glossy image had barely settled when Jack's long legs finished covering the distance between them. He rounded the couch and sat on the cushion beside her, his strong hands reaching out to frame her face as his eyes held hers.

"You don't think I don't know that Sam? I know you. I know your loyalty," Jack exclaimed passionately as his thumbs rubbed at the trailing tears from her blue eyes that threatened to become a stream. "Once you give your word, you will rewrite the laws of physics to keep it."

"Then… then why?" was all Sam could plead brokenly as her hands came up to desperately grasp at his forearms; desperate to find an anchor in the emotional storm.

"God Sam, I am sorry." Jack groaned as he brought their faces closer together. "It's my fault. My failing, not yours. Don't you ever believe it is yours," he said fiercely.

Sam choked back a hiccupping sob as the tears began to flow more freely.

"I mean it Sam," Jack avowed. "Promise me that. Promise me that you won't blame yourself."

Sam could only look at his fierce face, which was increasingly blurring because of the tears she couldn't stop. How could she keep from blaming herself? If Jack really believed in her then he would never have believe in the pictures.

"Sam," Jack said sharply to keep her from closing her eyes when they threatened to close and close out his demand.

"H-how?" Sam finally sobbed, unable to give the promise he was demanding.

"By blaming me," Jack muttered as he hauled his wife into his arms and they rocked together. Sam burrowed against his warm skin, seeking succour in his touch that she had not found in his eyes earlier. "By blaming me and my stupid ass Sam, that's how."

"But, but you haven't done anything," Sam's voice was muffled against his chest and distorted by the tears she still cried.

"Yes Sam I did—I have. I let my demons believe and didn't trust even though I know, beyond any other belief I have in this world, that you will do the impossible to keep faith."

"How could you?" Sam still couldn't grasp how he could believe in the first place and Jack knew he would have to tell her the demons he had kept from her. For her own peace of mind of course, which as this had shown, had backfired spectacularly and hurt her even more than sharing them in the first place would have.

Jack only allowed himself a few more moments of private chastisement before forcing his guilty demons into words. Whispers of insecurity that had strengthened with his move to DC three months ago because of the stress of the demands of his new position, the irrefutable knowledge that he was now really riding a desk, the weight he had put on, and above all that he was no longer a man of action. 'A man of action' was how he had defined himself for decades and as much as he was loath to admit to even himself, all those changes had changed how he viewed himself and not for the better.

"Sam," Jack began, "I know we've talked about this before, but I know that you still don't understand how I see our age difference. All those years we served together, even after the zatarc detector and we almost gave voice to an unspoken agreement between us to be together if we had the chance, I never really believed we would have that chance. I do not know how many times with your other… and then with Pete… Sam, I was certain then that that was how things were meant to be."

Sam's sniffling had eased enough for Jack to be certain that she was listening so he forged onwards.

"You are so young and vibrant Sam and I know I could never keep up with your brilliance. And I knew someday, you would find someone who could give you everything I wanted to. Everything I wanted to, but couldn't. And I've lived with those demons for so long that even though I know you, even though I know you would never betray me, when given what looked like evidence—with someone younger and fitter—my demons ruled again. And you will never know how sorry I am for that."

Still sniffling Sam stiffened her arms and pushed away from Jack. Her blue eyes, swollen red with tears, snapped with fury as she levelled her gaze at her husband.

"You are an ass Jack," Sam said each word with distinctive forcefulness. "Yes I have screwed other men since we've met but you've fucked other women as well. But to get this straight, I've never had any interest in Cam, and certainly none in anyone else since our marriage. You are what I need. And by God, Jack, by the end of this day, you will believe I love you."

Chapter 4: http://akarswyll.blogspot.ca/2012/07/extortion-ch-4-short-story-jacksam-m.html