"Transylvania Twist" [short story, Jack/Sam, K]

Title: Transylvania Twist
Author: A. Karswyll
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: K
Words: 2,602
Summary: Sam is wrangled into attending a Halloween party by Jack and enjoys herself dancing with her husband.
AN: Thank you to Nolamom for making and showing us the gif that was so inspirational for their costumes! And thanks to fems for her beta work!


Season 12
25 October 2008


Sam tapped the edge of the Halloween invitation—for this Saturday night, the weekend before the official date of Halloween—against the palm of her hand and considered the man that was looking so hopefully at her with those dark brown eyes. "You want to go to a Halloween party tonight."

"Come on Sam, it would be fun!" Jack cajoled. "And besides, James is an okay guy."

She furrowed her brow and tapped the invitation again as she tried to place the name. It wasn't one associated with the project at all, but Jack still picked up friends in the oddest places. "General James Lansky, one of the men you play golf with?"

"Yep. It's just a small party anyway. Mostly just the guys we golf with—and some of the Lanskys's neighbours I think."

"A little warning would be nice. Especially as the invite says costumes only," Sam waved the invite in the air and complained, "I don't have a costume here." She frowned. "Actually, with all the moving this past year or more and getting and selling homes, I don't know where any of my costumes went."

Jack gave her an engaging grin. "That's fine, I picked up costumes for us."

"You did," Sam arched an eyebrow at him. "I am not dressing up as Dorothy—or heaven forbid, a French maid! There is no way I'm wearing blue gingham or, worse, fishnet in a room full of generals."

"But you look good in blue," Jack protested and then waggled his eyebrows roguishly at her. "And I know you'd look great in fishnet."

Sam did not even dignify that with an answer.

"It's okay, I didn't pick up anything like that." He reassured and pausing, gave her front a considering look. "Well, it does show a bit of cleavage, but not as much as some of your dresses and it's got long sleeves and a long skirt."

"Well, what did you get then?

Looking like a gleeful little child, Jack gestured her to follow. "I'll show you."

In the bedroom, he took out two black garment bags and laid them on the mattress. Grasping the zipper tab of one of the bags he instructed, "Turn around. And no peeking!"

Corner of her lips curling up a bit in amusement—Jack did get into Halloween quite a bit—Sam obediently turned her back and waited for him to say she could look. She heard the zipper unzip behind her, the rustle of plenty of fabric, and some low muttering when part of the costume frustrated him as he put it on.

"Okay, you can turn back around now," Jack allowed.

Turning around she found Jack wearing black pants and a jacket and a white shirt that had a star-shaped medal hanging from a burgundy ribbon in the center of the chest. And with the burgundy lined black cloak with its high collar, the costume was unmistakable. And on him with his silver hair and dark eyes, was very sexy.

"Vampire?"

Jack nodded and then looked a little dismayed. "Oh, wait, forgot the teeth." Leaning down, he picked up a box from inside the garment bag, popped in the false fanged dentures, and gave her a toothy grin.

"Well, you're no Bela Lugosi," Sam murmured as she eyed the fangs.

Jack looked a bit affronted and mumbled around the false fangs. "I thought I'd make a very good Count Dracula."

Sam laughed as she came up to him and smoothed her hands over the drape of the costume a bit. "Oh, you make a very good Dracula Jack. Very sexy." Grinning up at him she explained, "It's the teeth Jack, Bela Lugosi didn't wear or show fangs in his films."

"Oh," Jack looked rather disappointed as he reached up and popped the fangs out and tossed them aside. Then he brightened, "Well, it'll make eating the food easier at least."

Chuckling again she set her hands onto his shoulders. "If you're going to be a vampire, does that mean my costume is for one of Dracula's brides or something?"

He shook his head, "No, I got you a vampire costume too."

"Vampires. Both of us?"

"Yeah," he affirmed, looking rather pleased with himself.

"I just came from fighting life-sucking aliens that have been called 'vampires' and you want me to dress up as a vampire?"

"Uh..." Jack looked a little sheepish, "yeah."

Sam studied his sheepish look and, considering he had been very earnest and childlike in his enthusiasm, after a long purposeful pause to make him sweat a bit, consented. "All right Jack, vampires it is."

He grinned down at her. "Great! Try on your costume please?"

She agreed, tossed the invitation onto the bed and turned to the second garment bag that held the costume for her and opened the bag. Within it, she found a full length black dress with long sleeves as he had said earlier, and a well shaped décolleté and the black cape with its high collar and burgundy lining matched Jack's costume.

Pulling off her top, she slipped into the dress and got Jack's help in zipping it up. She cast a smile at him over her shoulder when he placed a kiss on her left shoulder blade when done, and fixed the cape into place.

Moving in front of a mirror, Sam took a look at herself. The dress was actually a decent fit and with a pair of black heels—and the jeans peeking out from beneath the dress hem off of course—she'd make a pretty good vampire. Especially if she put her hair up and just left some locks trailing to emphasise her neck. And with the flattering shape and ample cleavage, a rather sexy one, like Jack.

And as Jack joined her in front of the mirror and wrapped his arms around her, and she saw their reflection together, that they made quite a good vampire pair.

"So? Are we going to the party?"

Sam smiled at him in the mirror and set her hands on his arms. "Only if we don't paint our faces white. Even if we are vampires, I don't want to look too much like the Wraith."

"We're going then?"

"Yes, we're going to the party."

He flashed her another boyish grin in the mirror and pressed a kiss to her temple. "Thanks Sam."

"You're welcome," she replied as she leaned back against him. Considering how sexy he was, she was all for him dressed up as a vampire. It probably could be an enjoyable evening, especially at the end when she got her sexy vampire all to herself.

. . .

Arm-in-arm with their cloaks flaring dramatically behind them, they strolled up the sidewalk from where they'd parked on the street and Sam surveyed the Halloween decorated homes of the cul-de-sac. Jack-o-lanterns—real and decorative—abounded and ghostly cobwebs with ghosts and bats hung from trees and along hedges and one house had a cemetery set up in their front yard.

It was to the house with the cemetery and all the lights aglow that Jack guided her. Standing on the porch Sam could hear music, laughter, and ample conversation within that said this was where the party was. They rang the doorbell and when the door was opened, light and sound spilled out and a handsome man in his mid-fifties wearing green tights and tunic, with a quiver of arrows at his side and a Robin Hood hat with a feather at a jaunty angle atop his black hair stood in the open doorway.

"Ah, Jack, glad you came!" the man greeted warmly, his mouth smiling as much as his hazel eyes. "And who is this lovely vamp on your arm?"

"James," Jack responded, "I'd like you to meet my wife."

"Your wife eh? Well I can see why you've been keeping her from us!" James gave her an engaging and flirtatious smile as he reached out to shake her hand. "So you're Sam. It's a pleasure to finally meet you. We were starting to think he was making you up—like he does his golf scores."

Sam smiled a bit as she heard Jack's affronted mumble at the last comment, and returned the greeting and the handshake, "Pleasure to meet you too Sir."

"Please, no Sirs here tonight, we're here to have fun. You can call me James or," he waved a hand at his costume, "Robin Hood." Then looking conspiratorial James leaned forward and said in a stage whisper, "Did you like our graveyard? It's all real you know."

Sam was puzzled by that remark, glancing to Jack who didn't look of any help and back over her shoulder a bit more at the cemetery set up in the front yard.

"James, don't keep them at the door. Invite them in," a slim woman of forty-or so years with a striking face wearing a copper toned medieval gown that glowed richly against her black skin appeared behind him.

Sam deduced from the woman's familiar tone and costume details that matched Robin Hood, that Mrs. Lansky was dressed as Maid Marian. Racking her brain however, she couldn't recall if Jack had ever mentioned the woman's name.

"Of course, where are my manners? Come in, come in," James stepped back from the doorway and gestured them in. "Jack, you know my wife Stephanie. Stephanie, this is Jack's wife Colonel Sam Carter."

"Welcome," Stephanie greeted warmly as she took Sam's hand after her husband and drew her further into the house decorated with cobwebs and jack-o-lantern lights. "I am so glad to finally meet you. And don't mind James, he's just teasing. The headstones aren't really real, they're just casts."

"Casts?" Sam echoed as she was guided in a living room decorated with more fall and Halloween decor and full of Ninja Turtles, Hulks, Ironmen, Cat Women, Wonder Women, Roman warriors, Egyptian queens, mummies, punk rockers, ghosts, and witches.

"Yes, they are plaster casts from notable local headstones."

Sam couldn't help the baffled look she gave her hostess.

"I'm the president of the National Trust of Historical Preservation," Stephanie clarified. "The casts are from some of the conservation and restoration projects the Trust has worked on."

"Oh, you're an archaeologist then?"

Stephanie shook her head with a smile. "No, my schooling is only in English and business."

"Sorry," Sam flushed a bit and let the partial lie smoothly roll off her tongue, "I've been stationed overseas this past year and Jack doesn't talk much about... the families of the people he knows."

"Understandable," Stephanie agreed and cast a quick look back at the men following them, heads together and in heated conversation with each other. "So, as it seems our husbands are arguing over their golf scores already, I'll introduce you to our guests."

. . .

Much later in the evening, Sam retreated to a quiet corner and took a sip from her glass of bloody punch as she caught her breath. Jack was an enthusiastic dancer—a surprising and pleasant discovery she'd made at the handful of events they'd been able to attend as a couple after their marriage—and the only reason she could get a breather right now was because he'd gone to the bathroom.

Taking depth controlling breaths, she tried to get her heartbeat at a more steady rhythm. Dancing was enough to get anyone's heart picking up the tempo, but dancing with Jack always got hers racing from the energy of the dance and the thrill of dancing with him.

Some time on her hands now to think, she contemplated the people in the room. Most of the Lanskys's guests were acquainted with each other through their golf club memberships as both Lanskys were avid players, so golf was a common topic of conversation, but the conversations ranged widely and most were the type that Jack would happily participate in. The people also all seemed nice and the Lanskys were clearly into being their hosts and making sure everyone was enjoying themselves.

It made her rather glad actually, that attending this had let her see that Jack had gotten to know some people in D.C. rather well.

It had been one of her worries, especially since their marriage, that the move to the capital and the demands of the project would turn him into a recluse of a sort. Though Jack enjoyed his solitude, he also enjoyed being with people like the regular poker games he had back in the Springs with the sheriff and other men he'd known there.

And then with her being stationed on Atlantis this past year...

Seeing Jack making his way back to her, she downed the last of her drink and found a spot to put the glass down.

"What are you doing hiding a corner?" Jack teased lightly as he reached out and took her hand into his.

"Catching my breath—and resting my feet," Sam retorted as she gave his hand a squeeze. It was true, especially as she was now standing still, that she was aware of a little ache in her feet from her heels. They were good heels, but with all the dancing and her being unaccustomed to wearing heels for more than a year, her feet weren't used to it at all.

Jack rubbed his thumb against her wrist. "Poor you, I'll make it up to you tonight, I promise."

"Promise?" Sam pressed, always happy to get his hands on her feet—for massaging aches or pleasurable other things.

He held up two fingers in a salute. "Scout's honor."

She chuckled and thwacked him lightly on the chest. "You never were a scout."

Jack gave her a roguish grin and as the first lyrics of the Halloween favorite, Monster Mash, issued through the living room's sound system he gave their linked hands a tug. "Come on Countess, let's dance."

Obligingly she let her husband pull her into the group of swaying and dancing people that had taken over the living room. Jack tucked one hand onto the small of her back beneath her cloak and his other hand kept hers clasped in it as he rested it against his chest instead of placing it on his shoulder.

Dancing in time with him to the beat, Sam listened to Pickett singing and continued to enjoy the first Halloween party they'd been able to attend together.

Sam loved dancing with Jack and she stepped and twisted as his hands guided her. It reminded her of the good times following him in the field and even better, she relished the intimacy and closeness they could indulge in now as a married couple.

Jack swung her out in a spin and she took a bit of childish glee in how her cape flared—because really, capes were fun—as her heart beat fast with excitement.

Swinging back into Jack, he cinched her close to him and echoed the lyric in that Hungarian accent as he gyrated his hips against her, "'Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?'"

Sam chuckled and the sound turned into a shriek of laughter when he caught her off-balance and dipped her low. Wrapping her arms around his neck, she gazed up at his face framed by the high red collar and as heat sizzled between them his head bent to hers, she raised her lips to him to kiss.

His mouth closed on hers, slow and heated. Sam made a soft, urgent little sound and clung tighter as she reveled in the heated press of his body. Oh yes, Transylvania Twist indeed!

"Babbling Day" [drabble, Jack & Sam, K]

Title: Babbling Day
Author: A. Karswyll
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: K
Words: 730
Summary: October 21st is not a holiday Jack O'Neill marks with particular relish, but for his two babbling geeks on the team he will endure—for the day.


Season 2
21 October 1998


Jack listened to the weekly science geek congress babble on about their weekly findings and wished—not for the first time—that these briefings weren't a requirement he had to attend as team leader. Jeez, and he still had to attend the Daniel-type geeks briefings this afternoon.

Last week the geeks had been all excited about the ongoing development of longer ranged recon probes that had developed into the UAV. Things like that he could appreciate.

Long dissertations on the analysis of the sound waves used by the bald, white, and naked aliens and white alien plants of PJ2-445 were mind numbing. Just listening to them go on and on was threatening to bring on a headache like the one he'd gotten three days ago on the planet from said alien plants.

As the projector was turned off and the briefing room lights were turned back on Jack rubbed his eyes. Didn't Foldger know two, or even three, syllable words?

Pressing his palms into his eyes he took a breath and reminded himself of his promise to hold his tongue and let the geeks babble all they liked today. He was seriously reconsidering that, though. Next year, yes next year, he'd hold his tongue only for his geeks: Carter and Daniel.

Feeling better with that decided he lowered his hands and opened his eyes to find one of his geeks, Carter watching him with her head cocked at a curious angle.

"What?"

"You okay Sir?"

"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

Carter's blue eyes flickered around the room before returning to him. "You've been very... quiet today Sir. Are you sure there are no aftereffects of the infrasonic frequencies produced by the plant-like organisms of PJ2-445? You and Daniel were exposed for a long period of time and Teal'c had his symbiote to buffer his susceptibility."

Jack groaned. This was the thanks he got for keep his trap shut? Carter eyeing him like she was on the verge of reporting him to the needle pushers? "I'm fine Carter. No need to go a hollering for the Doc."

She worried her bottom lip and glanced away.

Sighing he ordered, "Spit it out Carter."

"Sir?"

"You've still got something to say, spit it out."

Her cheeks reddening a bit she spoke, "Are you sure? You're really—"

"Quiet," Jack rolled his eyes and finished for her. "Yes, you've said that already Carter. Really, I thought you'd appreciate no interruptions from me. Let you talk about your doohickeys all you want."

"I..." Carter trailed off, and then clearly changing her mind about what she was going to say, instead said, "Why have you not been, er, your usual self today?"

"Because of the holiday."

"Holiday?" she blinked at him.

Jack gave her a crooked grin. It clearly had not been an answer his second had expected. "Yeah, it's Babbling Day today."

"What is Babbling Day?"

"Come on Carter, you don't know what it is? You're a card carrying member," he teased. He thought about it for a moment and corrected himself, "No, actually you and Daniel are summa cum laude graduates."

She just looked even more baffled. "I've never heard of such a day Sir."

"No, I didn't think you would have Captain. But trust me, today is the day I let you guys get away with all sorts of blatherskite." Proud of himself at managing to use that word today, he lifted a finger and wagged it at her. "But only today."

Carter looked even more perplexed and absently gestured her acknowledgement when one of the other geeks in the room prompted her that it was her turn to speak.

Jack felt his grin deepen, it always was fun baffling his geeks, and made shooing motions with his hands. "Go Carter, talk about how you talk to your plants."

She gave him one last puzzled look and then she got up and made her way to the front to report her latest discoveries.

Settling back into his chair Jack wondered if he'd be able to get a similar reaction from Daniel when the rock geeks did their talks. It was something to look forward to this afternoon anyway. And he admitted to himself privately, Carter sure got animated and hot when she got going with her technobabble so he settled into to enjoy the rest of Babbling Day.

"The Big 60" [short story, Jack/Sam, MA]

Title: The Big 60
Author: A. Karswyll
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: M (FFnet), MA (elsewhere)
Words: 7,229
Summary: Jack O'Neill has reached the big six-oh and his family gathers together to celebrate and mark his birthday in D.C. with a party. [Celebrating Jack's Birthday on 20 October.]
AN: Written of course for Jack O'Neill's birthday so—Happy Birthday Jack!
Fabulous fems was not able to beta this entirely before its posting so please inform me of all the stupid errors that I made and missed.

WARNING: the following story contains a graphic sex scene.


"National Dessert Day" [drabble, Jack/Sam, M]

Title: National Dessert Day
Author: A. Karswyll
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: M
Words: 1,850
Summary: Lt. General Jack O'Neill finds out, after his wife leaves for her morning run, that it is October the 14th and that means it is National Dessert Day! He just didn't expect his innocent attempt to celebrate the day to go down the path it does.
AN: Er, it moved from fluff, to sap, to smut. Don't ask me how, take it up with my three muses—a seal, a penguin, and a polar bear. I swear, they must be handing me off to each other while I'm writing like author-hot-potato or something.


Season 15
14 October 2011

Jack rolled over in bed, groping blindly for the warm body that should be beside him. Feeling nothing but rumpled sheets and the far of the edge of the mattress his head popped-up off his pillow and he squinted around the bedroom. Pale sunlight was just creeping through the large window, illuminating the many pictures and framed medals and awards hung on the walls—his and hers—but the warm body he was looking for wasn't in sight.

Cracking a big yawn he sat up in bed. Hearing running water on his left he looked towards the ensuite bathroom and saw that the door was closed, which answered the question of where his wife was.

Swinging his feet over the mattress, he set them onto the carpet and stood up. Rolling his neck and shoulders, Jack listening to the crackles of protest his body made and scratched his nails through his short hair.

"Good morning," Sam said cheerily as she stepped out of the bathroom in running sweats and tight jogging top, her long brown-dyed hair tightly restrained in a ponytail.

"Morning," Jack rumbled in return. "Going for a run this morning?"

Sam nodded. "Just for an hour."

"M'kay, enjoy yourself. Watch out for traffic," Jack cautioned as he habitably did. Not that Sam couldn't handle D.C. as she kept up her fitness schedule whenever she was in town with him, but it would just be ridiculous for her to get hurt while running for exercise and not running from perusing aliens. "Want breakfast when you get back?"

"Sure, I'd enjoy it." Sam crossed to her dresser and picked up her cell phone that had been sitting on top. Slipping it into her back pocket, she rounded the bed and brushed a kiss against his mouth. "See you in an hour."

Jack absently nodded and watched as she disappeared down the staircase with her ponytail bouncing. He did regret not being able to go with her but it had been years since his knees had been in good enough shape for running. So it looked like he'd stick to the swimming to try and keep himself somewhat fit. He grimaced at that thought and got his butt moving. He'd promised Sam breakfast after all.

After finishing in the bathroom and dressing for work, he made his way downstairs. His knees creaked and he wondered, not for the first time sadly in his six years of living in the townhouse, how much longer he'd be able to manage them without too much pain.

Finding the local classical music station on the radio, his eyes landed on his calendar. It was Friday, October the fourteenth. And there, written on the otherwise innocent white square were three words: National Dessert Day.

Score!

Jack grinned as he draped his Class A jacket and tie over a kitchen chair. Now what dessert should he tempt Sam with when she got back? Rummaging through the cupboards and pantry for the breakfast pancake ingredients he thought it over. Well, jell-o was her favourite dessert—even if she did like the blue—so a jell-o concoction would be good.

Squinting at the bag of pretzels he wondered how they'd gotten on the shelf beside the flours and rolled-oats and other baking things. The pretzels should be on the shelf with the chips and crackers.

Wait.

Pretzels?

Didn't Cassie make a dessert with pretzels and jell-o? Pulling his head out of the pantry, he went to the kitchen counter and pulled open one of the drawers to reveal the clutter of cooking books and recipes on sheets of loose paper and torn from magazines.

Sorting through the loose recipes, he sorted out the ones in Cassie's writing, from the big looping letters of when she was first learning to write English to the clean and easy to read writing that she wrote in now.

Ah, there it was, Pretzle Jello Dessert. The spelling and loopy letters made it clear it was one of Cassie's earlier culinary discoveries.

Jack stuffed the other recipes back into the clutter and shut the drawer. Reading the recipe over, he saw that the pretzel crumb crust would take only ten minutes to bake, the cream cheese spread for the middle would only take a few minutes to mix, but it was the settling of the jell-o topping that would take hours.

Checking the time, he saw that there was no way even with using ice water to set the jell-o quickly that it would be ready to eat when Sam got back, but it would be definitely ready for dinner after work. And there would be enough time to get breakfast ready too after making it.

Setting the recipe on the counter, he got out two mixing bowl, the baking dish, electric beaters, kettle, and a few spatulas. In the fridge he found a stick of butter, cream cheese, and the tub of whipping cream. He walked back to the pantry and grabbed the bag of pretzels, found the sugar, and stood there looking over their two dozen boxes of jell-o.

Hum... well the recipe called for two packages, so with a shrug Jack grabbed two boxes of jell-o: one blue, one red.

Jack put the kettle to boil and whistling along with Bach, crushed the pretzels. Then he reached for the butter, mixed it in with some sugar, and spread the mix into the baking pan and popped it into the oven.

Wiping out the bowl, he dropped the full block of cream cheese in, added more sugar, and turned on the beater. Cream cheese splattered against the bowl.

"Whoops," Jack turned off the beater and checked to make sure there was no white splatters on his work clothes. Seeing none, he turned the beater back on at a slower speed. After mixing the cream cheese and sugar together, he beat in the whipped topping and set the bowl aside for later.

He grabbed the second bowl and poured in hot water from the kettle. Mixing the blue jell-o with the hot water first he stirred until everything was dissolved and added the red jell-o, and he was pleased when it all turned purple.

Jack figured if it was purple Sam wouldn't bug him about it being strawberry red which was what the recipe called for—and only went to show that red was better—or about him eating blue if he made it just blue for her. Putting the bowl of jell-o into the fridge to chill, the oven timer went and he pulled out the pretzel crust and set it on a rack to cool.

Dessert prepared but not together yet, he got down to making his homemade pancakes. The mix only took a few minutes to prepare so he turned back to the dessert.

Touching the the pretzel crust, he found it cool enough. He spread the cream cheese and whipped topping middle over the crust and then put the pan next to the still chilling bowl of purple jell-o in the fridge.

Turning back to making breakfast, the first pancake was on the skillet browning nicely when he heard the key in the door. Leaning back from the stove a bit, Jack looked from the kitchen across the open living room, and watched Sam appear in the living room from the entrance way. She was an enticing sight, all bright-eyed and cheeks rosy from her run with wisps of her hair escaping from her ponytail.

"Mmm, something smells good."

Jack smiled and waved the flipper at the stove. "First pancake is almost ready."

Crossing to him, she peered over his shoulder as he flipped the first pancake over. "Looking good. We got any of that cherry syrup left?"

"Should be in the fridge," Jack nodded at the appliance. When she turned her back to him, his eyes landed firmly on her very nicely rounded rear as she open the door. Said rounded rear paused, and then her attractive backside straightened, and she cast a look at him over her shoulder with eyebrow raised.

"Jack? What's in the fridge?"

"Dessert."

"Dessert? We haven't even had breakfast yet and you're making dessert?" Sam was exasperated as she took the syrup from the fridge and shut the door. "What about what your doctor said last week?"

Jack flipped out the pancake onto a waiting plate. His mood souring a bit he said in irritation, "I know what the doctor said. I was there." Holding her gaze and seeing the worry in her eyes, he then sighed and turning his attention back to the stove poured more batter into the skillet. "I know what he said and I am going to do better Sam. It's just, today is National Dessert Day."

"Oh." Sam was quiet then and all he heard was the syrup bottle being put down on the table.

He started a little when he felt Sam press up against him from behind, her hands curving around his thickened waist to link in front, as her head pressed against his shoulder.

"Did I ever tell you thank you?" she said softly against his shirt.

Jack felt his irritation give way to confusion as he self-consciously poked at the pancake. "Thank me for what?"

"For all those silly holidays you had us celebrate as a team."

"They weren't silly," he grumbled.

She squeezed his waist. "Yes, some of them were very silly. But some days, God, it was only you that got us... got me though. So... thank you. Thank you."

Jack felt the back of his neck heat and redden. He groped for something to say and finally settled on a gruff, "You're welcome."

"Turn off the stove please?"

"But the pancakes aren't done," Jack protested with a frown.

"I know, still, turn off the stove please."

Puzzled, he did as asked and turned the stove off. Sam unlinked her hands, and then grabbing his shirt, she pulled him around so that she was leaning against his front and looking him in the eye. Giving him a slow, soft smile her hands let go of his shirt and slid up, cupping his face as she raised her lips to his.

The kiss was gentle and intimate, a soft burn of leashed passion.

"Well, we should celebrate the holiday then Jack," the words whispered over lips, "but I think I can keep the doctor's orders in mind for more... activity, so that you can eat your dessert and I can enjoy my own dessert."

Jack felt his heart jolt hard at hearing how she rolled that word over. As his blood thickened and arousal stirred he had to clear his throat twice before he could say anything, and even then his voice was not really his. "H-how?"

Sam's blue eyes gleamed wickedly and made his blood pound hard.

"Oh, I think you know how."

Feeling one of her hands slide from his chin, down over his chest and venture low Jack decided that unlike the past fourteen years this holiday from this day forth, was only going to be celebrated in one way from now on.

With dessert.

-FINISHED


AN2: If interest in the dessert the full recipe can be found at www-dot-tasteofhome-dot-com/recipes/Pretzel-Jello-Dessert

"Moldy Cheese Day" [drabble, Jack/Sam, K]

Title: Moldy Cheese Day
Author: A. Karswyll
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: K
Words: 3,415
Summary: It is October the 9th and Jack is officially moved into his new D.C. home. Inviting his old team and commander to a housewarming get together, he takes time to mark the occasion and eat cheese.


Season 8
9 October 2004

Jack adjusted one of the platters set out on the table in his new dining room of his Virginian townhouse. Popping a piece of cubed cheese into his mouth from the platter, he took a step back and looked over the selection of three red wines and nine flavours of cheeses in cubes and wedges laid out. Everything looked good to him and he gave a satisfied nod.

Checking his watch again to see how they were doing for time, he rocked back on his heels and called out, "Carter! You ready yet? They'll be here soon!"

"In a minute!" was yelled down the stairs from upstairs.

"That's what you said last time!" Jack shouted back. Really, the woman could kit up for a mission in less than two minutes and they had started preparing for this hours ago and she still wasn't ready! What was she doing? Dyeing her hair or something?

"I mean it this time, in a minute!"

The doorbell cut off any response Jack would have made. Taking another piece of cheese, he ate it and then wiped his fingers on the hem of his blue shirt and crossed to the front door. Opening it, he found George Hammond in a grey shirt and black slacks holding a ribbon wrapped box on his new front steps.

"Sir, come on in," Jack greeted as he gestured the man in, "you're the first to get here."

"It's George now Jack," Hammond reminded the younger general as he stepped over the threshold and presented his gift. "I think this will warm you up some nights in your new home."

"I'll get it right one day George." Jack accepted the gift and pulled down the ribbon around the box to read that he had just been presented with a twelve-year-old whisky bottle of Johnnie Walker's Black Label. His eyebrows raised, "Nice, Sir, very nice. Thank you."

"George," the man reminded.

Jack made a rueful face and led to the kitchen-dining area.

"Still buying furniture?" Hammond asked as they walked through the open living room.

Jack looked at the sparse furniture: a two-person sofa, lounger, and coffee table. "I'm still trying to make up my mind about paying to have my old stuff in storage shipped out here or buying new."

Hammond gave him a sympathetic look. "I chose a few of my favourites to bring with me and the rest I bought new."

Jack sighed but tucked the advice away in his mind. In the kitchen, he set the gift on the part of the kitchen counter that had been kept clear for said gifts and then waved to the spread on the table. "Help yourself Sir—George. The wine that is beside the cheese platter is the wine that goes best with those cheeses—or anyway that's what the shop girl told me—so feel free to have as many glasses of wine on the go as you'd like."

Footsteps down the stairs had Jack looking away from Hammond and the table to see Carter descending from upstairs. His universe seemed to narrow down as first he saw her black sandal clad feet with toenails painted a sharp red, then the long line of her bare legs leading into the short cocktail dress with its deep V-neckline generously displaying the curves of her breasts, up to her beautiful face framed by the flaring strands of her blonde hair. For such a stunning statement, her expression was shy as her teeth worried lips that were painted a sharp red as she stepped off the last stair.

Jack cleared his throat, but couldn't think of anything to say as he stood rooted in place. The amused voice of his former commander in his ear made him abruptly aware that there was more than just the two of them in the room.

"I would advise breathing Jack," Hammond said in a low voice before stepping past to greet Carter with his hand outstretched . "You are looking wonderful tonight."

"Thank you Sir," Carter flushed prettily as she accepted the outstretched hand.

"At ease Sam, at ease," Hammond patted her hand that he held reassuringly. "I'm retired now remember? It's just George now."

Jack made his feet move and covered the short distance to the two. Clearing his throat again, his eyes connected with hers and he said, "Yeah, you look... great."

"Thanks," Carter gave him a small smile and relaxed some.

The doorbell rang and Jack gestured towards the door, "I'll um, I'll just go get that."

Turning away, he blew out a breath. He knew Carter, he'd worked beside her in the field for seven years but the woman... the woman every now and then made everything male in him sit up and take notice and it had gotten worse since they'd started... well he wasn't really sure what they'd started but it was complicated.

Opening his front door he found the last two guests on his doorstep. Daniel was wearing a blue and white plaid shirt beneath his open jacket and was holding a long thin box with two hands. Teal'c in his brown fedora stood behind him, wearing one of his weirdly patterned shirts in green and was holding... a bundle of firewood? On the steps beside their feet were their overnight bags.

"Daniel, Teal'c, glad you made it."

"No thanks to your directions," Daniel rebutted. "You said you lived in the house on the end."

"It is the one on the end."

"It's the end unit of the townhouse," Daniel countered.

Jack shrugged. How else was he supposed to say it? Quirking a look at the wood in Teal'c's hands he inquired, "What's with wood T? I don't have a fire pit out back yet but I could put one in."

"DanielJackson informed me that it was customary for the guests to a warming of the house celebration to offer wood as a gift," Teal'c replied.

Jack gave Daniel a quizzical look. "What have you been teaching him?"

"It's true Jack, the term 'housewarming' comes from a time when guests would bring gifts of firewood to build fires in the fireplaces to warm the house and repel evil spirits by creating a protective atmosphere of warmth."

"If you say so... Thanks then Teal'c, too bad the new fireplace is gas. Well, come on in," Jack stepped back from the doorway and motioned them in. "You can leave your bags in the entrance for now—we'll take them upstairs after the tour."

The two men did as instructed and stepped into the townhouse.

"Wow," Daniel looked impressed as he looked around the open design of the first floor over. "I can see why you got the end unit. Those bay windows are beautiful."

"Some of the views are good too, especially out back," Jack explained with some pride as the windows were one of the reasons he'd gone with this unit over one of the squished-in-the-middle ones. The many big windows were not the best security for controlling access, but there were other security tradeoffs like his old place had had. "There's a park behind this place instead of more houses."

"A selling point?" Daniel promoted with a grin.

Jack smiled and nodded and led them over to where Carter and Hammond were.

As the three men and Carter exchanged their own greetings, he took the gift of bundled firewood from Teal'c so the man could clasp forearms with 'Hammond of Texas' and set it beside the boxed bottle of whiskey. It had been some time since everyone had seen each other as Hammond had been living in D.C. for some time now, first heading up HWS and now in his retirement as a special advisor.

Daniel turned from greeting Hammond and offered his gift with both hands. "Here Jack."

Jack took the long thin white box and feeling that it had a bit of weight to it, he set it down on the kitchen counter. After digging out a knife from a drawer to cut the tape he lifted off the lid. Nestled on the packaging foam was a bronze sword about two and half feet in length with a blade that was leaf-shaped and the hafting plate had rounded shoulders.

Jack whistled low as he reached into the box and picked up the sword, feeling its weight in his hands. As he held the weapon he felt Carter move close and peer over his shoulder.

"Wow," Carter agreed.

Daniel looked pleased at both their reactions. "It's a replica—that is fully functional and crafted in the same manner of an original—of a Late Bronze Age cloidhem which is Gaelic for 'sword.' The form itself is widely distributed in Europe but the one you're holding is a native Irish version of which slightly more than twenty swords have been found in Ireland."

"Irish you say?"

Daniel bobbed his head and smiled. "I thought you'd like that."

Jack put the bronze sword back onto the foam and reached out, gripping the young man firmly on the arm. "Thanks Daniel."

Daniel's smile broadened and it was plain he was thrilled his gift had gone over so well. "I thought it would go well on the wall with your medals."

"It will," Jack assured as he returned the smile. Then lifting his hand from Daniel's arm he waved it at the cheese and wine landed table, "Well, help yourselves. Teal'c, do you want ginger ale or juice? It's cranberry."

"Cranberry juice."

Jack crossed to the fridge and took out the plastic bottle and poured Teal'c a drink into one of the wine glasses on hand and handed it over. Return the bottle to the fridge he close the door and they joined the three at the dining table. Carter handed the glass that had been poured for him earlier and he raised it up, "Sláinte!"

His four guests raised their glasses and echoed the Gaelic toast to health.

When the toast ended Daniel stepped up beside him with his glass of wine in hand. "Cheese and wine Jack? I was more expecting peanuts, pretzels, and beer. Not… this." He used the hand holding the glass to gesture at the table.

"What, an old Irishman can't be cultured?" Jack quipped.

Daniel gave him a look that said plainly he would not be taken in by any of Jack's tricks on this.

"Okay, okay," Jack surrendered. "Carter said if I wanted cheese, no beer."

Daniel turned a considering look towards Carter in her testosterone rising black dress as she chatted softly with Hammond and Teal'c.

Jack braced himself when Daniel looked back at him with a speculative look on the younger man's face—it wasn't hard to get speculative when Carter was wearing something like that—but to his relief Daniel didn't say anything about it.

"But why cheese?" Daniel asked.

"Because I'm celebrating," Jack explained. He had a reason for not having peanuts or chips for snacks after all. "And I thought it important to mark it."

"Yes, that's why we're here."

"No, I'm marking that the move here official means I'll never have to deal with it again."

Daniel furrowed his brow in puzzlement. "What are you talking about?"

"The holiday."

"What holiday?"

"Moldy Cheese Day," Jack announced.

"Moldy Cheese Day?" Daniel echoed incredulously. "What kind of holiday is that?"

"Indeed O'Neill," Teal'c rumbled. "Why would one mark a day that celebrates the decomposition of a nourishing food?"

"Hey, don't ask me why the holiday exists. I didn't make it up—"

"Sometimes I swear you do—" Daniel muttered.

"Hey! I heard that Daniel," Jack glared at his younger friend before continuing, "As I was going to say—I'm marking it because as of today I will never have to clean out my fridge again because of getting stuck off-world."

"Oh," Daniel said. He looked down at the glass in his hand, before looking up again with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Yeah, some of those were... yuck."

"Yuck? You know what, twenty-three languages—"

"Twenty-six now."

"—and 'yuck' is the best word you can come up with?"

"I have to agree with Daniel," Carter stepped up beside them with Hammond at her side. "There isn't a much better word for dealing with the stuff in your fridge than 'yuck.'"

Jack hadn't cleaned out his fridge as many times as his teammate had—as it seemed he got stuck off-world alone more than they did so they did it for him—but he could see where they were coming from. When there had been base lockdowns he'd had to do it for himself, not to mention cleaning out Daniel's fridge all those times he'd 'died'... never for Carter though, and Teal'c living on base didn't have that issue.

"Your leftovers were bad," Carter continued.

Daniel shuddered. "Not as bad as the salsa though."

"No," she agreed, "never as bad as that and I still can't believe you kept claiming that was a science experiment."

"It was," Jack insisted.

"Toxic concoction is more like it," Carter retorted.

"Indeed," Teal'c affirmed.

Jack looked the three in the face, Daniel determined, Carter teasing, and Teal'c resolute, and surrendered. He could win sometimes when it was just Daniel, but you'd think after seven years he'd know to just throw in the towel when Carter got started, not to mention Teal'c. Must be the stubborn Irish in him. "Okay, okay, yuck it is."

As the three celebrated the win in their own ways, Jack found his gaze caught by Hammond who raised his glass in silent toast. Jack returned it. He knew that his old commander understood in ways his former team didn't, or hadn't, grasped yet. He was celebrating yes, but he was also mourning. No more moldy food meant no more trips off-world. More than his promotion to commanding SGC where he'd managed to sneak a handful of trips off-world, this move to D.C. meant he was grounded. Most likely for the rest of his life.

"So, son," Hammond gestured to the table, "I've been snacking on a few but why don't you tell us what I've been snacking on?"

Jack nodded and pointed to the first platter of cheeses and bottle of wine behind it, "Now with the Pinot Noir are three soft cheeses: brie, camembert, and feta."

"I am unfamiliar with the words brie and camembert," Teal'c stated.

"They're all cheeses, just different names for specific ones. Brie is a mild, creamy cheese, the camembert a rich, creamy cheese and the feta is a white salty Greek cheese. The brie and camembert are cut into the wedges and look pretty much the same so the fork-tine patterns on some mark them as the camembert. The crumbly cubes of course are the feta and you've had feta in those Greek salads you like ordering at O'Malley's."

Teal'c popped a cube of feta into his mouth and nodded.

"The second platter with the Zinfandel behind it has harder cheeses: Asiago cheese, blue cheese, and gouda cheese."

"Asiago?" Daniel promoted and ate some brie. "That sounds Italian."

"It is, Italian I mean, and it's got a rather nutty flavour to it—that's the white cubes on that platter. The blue cheese has a sharp and salty flavour to it and is in wedges, so is the gouda cheese which is yellow in colour and is sharp and salty in flavour with a bit of spice to it."

Daniel made a face. "I can't believe you bought blue cheese."

"What is wrong with the blue variety of cheese?" Teal'c asked.

"Blue cheese is a cheese that has had mold added," Daniel wrinkled his nose, "and it smells like moldy socks."

"Do you not consume a fruit-flavored dessert made from collagen extracted from the boiled bones, connective tissues, and intestines of animals?" Teal'c countered.

Jack chuckled. "He's got you there Daniel."

"It smells," Daniel insisted; his glasses riding high on his scrunched up nose. Pointedly, he took some camembert and ate the wedge.

Jack just chuckled again and moved on. "The last bottle is the Valpolicella." Jack frowned and he tried to remember what the shop girl had told him about the cheeses. "Well those three are all artisan cheeses and I don't remember what they're called."

"I'm surprised you knew all you just told us," Daniel teased.

"Hey, it's been a while," Jack kept his face very straight. "I can't remember everything all the way back to the beginning of the program."

Daniel gave him a curious look.

"Yeah, I've been saving up all this cheese from the first year for a special occasion—and this is it. Hey, don't look at me like that Daniel. You don't think I let you guys throw out all my science experiments now did ya?" Jack protested.

The two men, and even Hammond, cast dubious glances at the cheeses they'd just been eating. Daniel even went so far as to put down the second wedge of camembert he'd just picked up.

Jack slid a glance at Carter from the corner of his eye and even though she—his co-shopper—was looking spectacularly innocent herself, the wicked gleam in her blue eyes was just too much and he couldn't keep in a snorted chuckle. That was too much for her it seemed, and she promptly started giggling which made it impossible for him not to laugh too.

"Funny Jack," Daniel said as he picked up the piece of camembert again, "very funny."

"I thought so," Jack grinned wickedly and put his glass down on the table and clapped his hands together. "Now, who's up for a tour of the new house? We've still got time to kill before dinner is delivered."

"I would enjoy a tour of your new abode," Teal'c said.

"Before we start though," Daniel put his glass down, "what's for dinner?"

"Mexican."

"Mexican?"

"Yeah, nachos and cheeses, I figure it'll go good with the cheese." Jack popped a piece of cheese into his mouth and grinned when Daniel gave him a look. Oh, he wasn't joking about the Mexican but he was about the nachos and cheese. He'd actually ordered pozole and some other real stuff from a small ethnic place, and not Tex-Mex or anything.

"Now, the tour!" Jack stepped back from the dining table and swung his arms out. "You've seen the living room and kitchen. Follow me, and we'll go out back for a look at the back deck and backyard."

Setting off, Jack found himself rather enthused as he showed his new home off to Daniel, Teal'c, and Hammond. After showing off the deck and backyard, he directed the guys back into the house and up the stairs. When they reached the second floor, he stepped off the staircase into the small hallway and pointed things out.

"That's the laundry stuff and the bathroom is between the two bedrooms. You two will be sharing the big one," Jack addressed Daniel and Teal'c, "so feel free to bring your bags up later. There's a computer set up in the room too for a home office, but it's not really a home office 'cause I'm not willing to put up with the security needed for it so don't expect me to be in there using it. Carter might be though as she's in the second bedroom which is computer free."

Jack ignored the look that Daniel gave him at that statement. Carter was sleeping in that bedroom, just like she slept in the other bedroom at the cabin, and everything between them and the future was... complicated.

He gave a shake of his head and returned his attention to the men poking around his new house. There wasn't too much to see, the rooms had as little furniture as the first level but there was more stuff up on the walls up here from his old place than downstairs.

Jack checked his watch and realised that it was close to delivery time. "I'm heading back downstairs because the take-out should be here shortly. Feel free to look around here more and upstairs—it's just my bedroom and the really big bathroom with the jacuzzi tub but the view's really good—and I'll call you when dinner's set out."

"I'll help you put away the platters," Carter offered.

"Thanks," Jack accepted and turning they started down the stairs. As they moved down, he cast a look at the women beside him and when she gave him a small smile at catching his look, he himself gave a satisfied nod.

Yes, the future was complicated, but good.

-FINISHED

"Going on a Bear Hunt" Ch. 8 [novella, team, K+]

Chapter 8: Colonel Jack O'Neill
 
Get to our front door.
Open the door.
Up the stairs.

. . .

Jack's boots pounded the ground as he ran the last klick full out; his pace checked only by his need to keep behind his team and guard their six against the giant bear loping up behind them. One of his quick shoulder checks revealed that the beast wasn't trying to overtake them—yet—and he concluded that it was playing with them. Either the snake was going to run them down as soon as they were near the 'gate or it intended to follow them through.

If it did try to follow, it was too bad for the snake that they had their own trick up the sleeve to play he thought with fierce satisfaction.

The massive pillars of stone around the 'gate were now just yards away from Teal'c who was in the lead. As soon as the Jaffa reached the first stone, he ducked around it and braced his staff weapon at the ready.

Jack was pleased that Daniel shot straight past Teal'c towards the DHD as Carter took cover around another stone with P90 braced to fire.

The first of the thunks of the 'gate chevrons engaging were drown out by an angry bellowing roar like they'd heard back in the mountain cave.

"Sir!" Carter shouted.

Crap! Jack didn't even check over his shoulder as he desperately grabbed more energy to run faster. He knew from the roar and Carter's shout that the bear was no longer loping but now running.

Reaching the circle of stones he dropped into a slide—feet first and butt down—that would make any baseball player proud and slid to the stone Teal'c was taking cover behind to give his teammates clear range to open fire on the bear.

Carter opened fire as the greater range of the P90 meant the roaring bear was in range for Carter before it was for Teal'c's staff weapon. As the bullets flew over Jack's head, he grabbed his P90, twisted onto his stomach, propped himself up on his elbows—thank God his baseball slide through the grass had crushed it down enough to see over—and opened fire at the giant bear charging down on them.

The blasted beast seemed to shrug off their bullets like annoying flies. Just their crappy luck. Either it had regenerative powers that would give an Unas a run for its money or this giant version of bear had some sort of bullet proof hide!

A hundred sixty yards now—

"We've got the go! Let's go! Let's go!" Daniel hollered at them from the 'gate.

Finally! Jack thought as he yelled back, "Get through Daniel! Carter! You next!"

"Yes Sir!"

Under the noise of his weapon and the bear's continuous roaring, behind him he heard the 'gate swallow Daniel. Her heard Carter moving by tracking the sound of her firing, which ceased as she passed through the stargate, and it was just him and Teal'c left.

Jack gathered himself. "Teal'c, I need to get back on my feet."

"I shall begin firing when the ursidae is in range," Teal'c affirmed.

Seventy yards—just in range of the staff weapon and Teal'c fired the first plasma bolt at the bear. A hit to the shoulder and the bear hitched, and then sounded even angrier as it roared and charged forward faster.

Jack paused firing as he heaved himself up into a crouch and opened fired again himself as he straightened upright. Then working in concert with Teal'c, they retreated backwards the seventeen yards from the inside of the stone circle to the stargate platform. His boot heel hit the first stone step of the platform and exchanging a glance with Teal'c, they ceased firing in unison and turning, raced up the steps and through the blue event horizon of the stargate.

. . .

Oh no!
We forgot to shut the door.
Back downstairs.

. . .

"Close the iris!" Jack yelled, squinting at the change from the bright sunlight of P3B-327 to the artificial lighting of the gateroom. The gateroom guards were at the ready and he was already breathing easier as he and Teal'c hustled down the ramp flanked by its pair of mounted M2 machine guns.

Behind him the iris started to spiral close and then—all the lights flickered, died, and they were plunged into darkness illuminated by the blue glow of the open stargate and the dim red glow of the base's emergency lights.

Damn! Jack swore as he spun around on the base of the ramp. A second later the base power switched over to the mountain's generators and the lights came back on. He saw that the iris had closed a fraction, covering only a hand span of the event horizon—enough to maybe trip someone coming through the open wormhole over, but not enough to stop a thing.

"I said: close that iris!" Jack bellowed as he flipped the safety of his P90 off again and backed up into the line of guards.

"I can't Sir," Harriman announced over the public announcement system. "That system is offline! Something must have happened when the power switched over!"

Of course something happened. It was Murphy's friggin' rule. "Carter!"

"On it Sir!"

Not soon enough for him as the nose and then muzzle of the giant bear protruded through the open stargate. Then the bear was halfway through the 'gate and why the hell wasn't that iris close? She just had to push a button!

"Manual control's not working Sir!" Carter barked frantically.

Shit. Murphy was really here to party.

"Open fire!" Hammond thundered on the public announcement system as the bear stepped fully onto the ramp and rose up, standing over thirteen feet tall with its roaring head level with the middle chevrons.

Jack opened fire and the gateroom filled with the thunderous roar of P90s and M2s rounds and the hot smell of copper jackets and gunpowder.

"Security to the gateroom! Security to the gateroom! Code nine! Code nine!" boomed through the base speakers.

The roaring from the bear died as finally, slowly, the bullet and plasma bolt riddled form of the giant beast slumped forward on the ramp in the hail of fire, blood running in rivets down the metal and pooling on the concrete floor.

"Cease fire!" Hammond barked.

Jack cautiously lowered the barrel of his P90 in the silence that was almost as deafening as the roaring fire of the guns had been.

"The ursidae appears dead," Teal'c announced off to the side.

"You said that before," Carter accused from behind him.

Jack snorted as he critically eyed the giant bear where it slumped. "The snake Carter?"

Carter stepped up to his left, zat gun out and in the active position. "Not sure Sir. I'm still sensing it though."

"I too can feel the presence of the goa'uld," Teal'c affirmed. "It should abandon the damaged host body soon."

"Look sharp!" Jack barked to the guards on duty. "That bear has a goa'uld in it. No one get near it until the snake shows itself!"

"Yessir!" was the chorus as the guards all stood tensely at the ready again.

Come on snake, Jack thought cynically, where are you and who were you going to try an' take?

"Sir!" the airman manning the mounted M2 to his left piped up, "I just saw something fall and get beneath the ramp!"

Jack jerked his head to the left, "Teal'c!"

Teal'c took his zat gun from its holster and circled the guards to the left.

Jack watched as Tea'c came up behind the guard on the M2 and after a few words and hand gestures from the airman, Teal'c eased in front of the machine gun and crouching down to see beneath the ramp covered by the dead bear, searched for what the airman had reported.

Teal'c looked at him and Jack saw that his teammate had seen the snake and wished to know to stun or terminate the goa'uld.

Jack thought it over. The only good snake was a dead snake in his mind, but the brass and scientists were always clamouring for more live snakes to study. Making his decision, he held up one finger.

Teal'c nodded and one quick zinging jolt from the zat stunned the snake.

"Excellent Sir, I can't wait till we can do some studies on it if we don't have to ship it directly to '51," Carter bounced. "The bear too Sir even though it's dead."

Jack gave Teal'c an approving nod as he listened to Carter with half an ear—typical scientist. He breathed out, relaxing muscles and became suddenly aware of his throbbing left wrist as his adrenaline high tampered off. He sighed, turned, and looked through the control room window to report, "Sir, the threat has been contained."

. . .

Shut the door.
Back upstairs.
Into the bedroom.

. . .

Hammond leaned forward to speak into the mic, "Good job people."

Jack gave a nod of his head and waited for what else General Hammond had to say.

"Welcome back SG-1," Hammond gave them a nod, "report to the infirmary and debriefing will commence at fifteen-hundred."

"Yes Sir," Jack answered as he waved his right hand. "Packs are three and a half klicks due south from the 'gate and it should be safe to retrieve them when the 'gate system is back up and running."

"That you Colonel," Hammond replied.

Jack nodded and turning to the armourer on duty passed off his P90 and Beretta and then followed Daniel through the crowd of SFs out the blast doors and down the tunnel corridor to the elevator. No way in hell he was taking the stairs after that ten klick marathon.

"Sergeant Siler and crew report to the gateroom. Sergeant Siler and crew report to the gateroom," issued over the announcement system. "Biological hazard containment team to the gateroom. Biological hazard containment team to the gateroom."

Ah, Jack thought as he stepped into the elevator car with his team, the fixers and the clean-up crew. He wondered as the car lifted up, if they would have to cut up the carcass of the dead bear to move it, as it probably weighed well over a thousand pounds, or if they would be able to get to the animal eggheads as it was—bullet riddled but intact.

The elevator doors slid open on Level 21, they exited, turned and travelled down the grey corridor, and crossed the threshold into Doc Fraiser's domain. As expected, the five foot two inch Napoleonic power-monger was awaiting their arrival and eyeing them severely as they walked towards her, her lips pursed in disapproval.

"Well," Fraiser greeted, "I see you've enjoyed the hospitality of the friendly natives on P3B-327 in the way only SG-1 can."

"Hey!" Jack protested. "It wasn't the natives! It was the bear." Well okay, the bear wasn't the reason Daniel had a bruised nose and he a twisted wrist, he blamed the planet for that, but it was at fault for their sweaty condition. And really, they weren't that bad. It wasn't like some missions they returned from with blood and bones showing!

"Bear?" Fraiser arched a sculpted brow.

"Well no," Carter contradicted him, "the bear wasn't the reason Daniel tripped and broke his glasses or the Colonel tripped and sprained his wrist, but yes, there was a bear and it did chase us back through the 'gate."

Fraiser looked intrigued as she signaled to her minions and triad them. Stepping up beside him, she herded him to a gurney. "So Colonel, Sam says you sprained your wrist?"

"Yeah, called it a second grade," Jack reluctantly admitted as he sat on the mattress and submitted with his usual fortitude—which was none—to the routine of the medical check. He endured having his temperature, heart rate, and blood pressure taken, as well as blood drawn and other stuff. Plus being subject to the Doc's endless questions about how he felt, what he had done, and how did it feel as Fraiser prodded his now unwrapped left wrist which was swollen twice the size it had been when he'd first injured it.

"Sam probably gave it the right diagnoses at the time Colonel and treated it well," Fraiser announced, "but it looks—and sounds—like you stressed it pretty bad on the way back, so I'm sending you to x-ray to check that it is only a sprain."

Jack blew out a noisy breath. He knew it. As if Fraiser's vampirism wasn't enough of a sign, she really did have it in for him.

. . .

Into the bed.
Under the covers.
We're not going on a bear hunt again.

. . .

Twelve minutes till fifteen-hundred and Jack stepped off the elevator and wandered down the corridor on Level 27, past the General's office, to the debriefing room. The door was propped open, signalling the room was empty, and so he entered and took the first seat on his left. He settled down with a relieved sigh into the large chair and propped his sprained wrist in its fresh bandage on the armrest.

Their blood work had come clean at the half hour mark and after being dismissed by Fraiser from the infirmary, even being handicapped with only one working hand—he'd been hobbled plenty of times like that throughout his career and knew all the tricks to manage—it hadn't taken him much time to shower and dress in fresh BDUs. That had left him with plenty of time to kick around the base unoccupied till the team's scheduled debriefing. So first he'd made inroads into the commissary's dessert bar and then he'd dozed the rest of the time away in his private quarters.

Ten minutes to debriefing and Carter entered, giving him a small smile as she held up an ice pack. "Here Sir, you forgot this in the locker room."

Jack made a face as he saw it was the very ice pack he had purposely left behind on the bench in the locker room. He accepted it and wrapping it around his wrist, begrudging, "Thanks Major."

"Welcome Sir," Carter returned breezily as she took her customary spot on his right.

Jack eyed his second suspiciously, that tone said things to him, but turned his attention from her when Teal'c arrived and seated himself on the other side of the table, directly across from Carter.

Two minutes to debriefing and Daniel hustled in and Jack raised an eyebrow at the paperwork the man was carrying. It looked like Daniel had more stuff than he had in the briefing for the mission; the man had definitely been a busy bookworm while Jack had been napping.

At precisely fifteen-hundred, the door connecting the briefing room and the General's office opened and Hammond entered. Taking his seat at the head of the table, Hammond looked them over and pleasantly said, "Well, SG-1, why don't we get this debriefing started."

"Yessir," Jack murmured in unison with his second. To ensure the debriefing was succinct—Daniel and Carter could run on all they wanted in their written reports—he started recounting their mission. As the meeting progressed and they described reaching the cave, he got a bit suspicious that Daniel wasn't running off at the mouth like he usually did, especially considering Daniel's bouncy enthusiasm before their departure.

"So, you did find Arthur's cave," Hammond summed when SG-1 paused in their recounting, "but were chased away before a search for technology was possible."

Jack, because he was paying close attention to the unusually subdued Daniel, caught the fleeting wince that crossed the archaeologist's face.

"About that General Hammond," Daniel spread out some eight by eleven photographs over the tabletop, "I was able to get some more research in during the time you gave us and I found out that... it wasn't totally... I..."

"Dr Jackson?" Hammond prompted in his kindly way.

Daniel blew out a breath and tapped a picture of the cave mosaic of the winner holding the loser by the hair. "I was able to compare the pattern of the breastplates of the smiting scene against my reference books and our goa'uld identification lexicon. The swirl designs of the defeated foe breastplate matches the armour pattern that Camulus is known to wear, confirming that it is Camulus. The pattern of the victor's breastplate is an overhead view of a stylised animal head that that my books mostly all agree, is of a bear."

Moving his hand Daniel tapped a second picture, the scene of a bear mauling a big pig. "That is supported by this scene which was directly beneath the smiting scene. Historically Camulus is symbolised as a wild boar and while no goa'uld of the Egyptian tradition is represented by the bear, there are many cultures that worship bears on Earth such as many North American ethnicities and North Eurasian ethnicities such as the Sami, the Nivkh, the Ainu, and the Finns and in Britain the Celtic Gaul."

"Celtic? Isn't Camulus a Celtic war god?" Carter clarified.

"He is, and the Celtic bear deities are the god Matunos, goddess Andarta, and the goddess..." here Daniel grimaced as his voice dropped an octave, "Artio."

"Artio?" Jack sat up in his chair and gave the archaeologist a hard look. He thought they had gone looking for King Arthur of the Round Table, the king with the space swords, not some obscure goa'uld. The man had even said that Artio was the native's nickname for their so called saviour.

Daniel cleared his throat. "Yes, Artio. She is a Celtic bear goddess and evidence of her worship on Earth has notably been found in Switzerland."

Jack drawled warningly, "Daniel."

Daniel winched. "It seems I was hasty in my association of the name Arto-rig with the name Arthur. While yes, the meaning of 'bear-king' is one of the etymological roots of the name Arthur it appears that in this case, Bear-King was a descriptive statement to describe the being who battled against Camulus." Daniel drew a breath and said, "Artio is derived from the word for bear, artos, in the Celtic Gaul language."

"Just peachy," Jack glowered at his teammate. "Let me guess, King Arthur isn't on the planet, was never there, and all that other stuff you sprouted off to us about in the briefing was just—just flukes!"

Daniel gave a reluctant nod as his gaze dropped and fixed on the tabletop.

Jack was incredulous. Daniel had just sent them on a wild goose chase because he fudged a translation and turned them into bear bait! Forget not letting Carter live down getting stuck in the mud, this was going to be immortalised in the Hall of Shame for Danny-boy. "Daniel—!"

"Colonel O'Neill," Hammond sternly cut him off.

Jack clamped down on the rest of the angry words waiting to spew forth and continued glowering at the younger man across the table.

"To confirm Dr Jackson, the earlier hypothesis that King Arthur of Earth was Arto-rig of P3B-237 has been disproved. Arto-rig has instead been positively identified as the goa'uld Artio," Hammond summed.

"Yes General," Daniel raised his gaze.

"Are there any theories about how Artio came to be on P3B-237?" Hammond questioned.

Jack snorted and muttered lowly, "I don't think I want to hear it considering his last theory almost got us eaten by a bear."

"Sir," Carter hissed in his ear as her elbow made firm contact with his ribs.

Great, Jack thought, both Hammond and Carter were on his case now. Giving his second a stern look, which did not faze her in the least, he schooled his expression so that at least he was no longer glowering.

"I do actually have a..." Daniel cleared his throat, "...suggestion, about that. The intelligence the Tok'ra have provided to us confirms that Aballo was once an insignificant planet of Camulus domain. Six hundred years ago however, reference to the planet stopped and the Tok'ra state that they assume the planet's metal mines were depleted as they had not been particularly rich in the first place. Six hundred years ago is also when the minor goa'uld Artio disappeared from the record and the Tok'ra state they have no conclusive evidence about what happened to Artio.

"That information and the material that we found on Aballo I would propose, suggests that Artio invaded Aballo six hundred years ago and succeeded in taking the planet from Camulus who it seemed had no vested interest in retaining ownership."

More coincidences Jack thought to himself unhappily. Whatever happened to good old solid facts?

"What about the writings, and the mosaic pictures? Why do they have Artio and Camulus's fighting each other?" Carter asked.

"It is common for goa'uld to depict themselves engaged in direct combat with greater foes even when it is just a small numbers of their foe's forces they meet in battle," Teal'c spoke.

"Right," Daniel nodded. "The battle between Camulus and Artio the Leode recount is probably symbolical; Artio probably ousted Camulus's forces that were on Aballo and not the system lord himself."

"Then what?" Jack asked.

"Then what, what?" Daniel looked confused.

"Artio kicked off Camulus's Jaffa, and then what happened? Why was he still there in that cave? Why didn't he try and take more planets?" Jack asked. "That's what they do, they never stop at just one planet. And why didn't he set himself up as the new god?"

"I... have no idea," Daniel confessed and rubbed his chin. "But, the Leode legend says that the cave was a healing cave, maybe Artio was injured in the battle against Camulus's forces and something happened afterwards that kept, or trapped, her in the cave."

"Like er, Hathor," Carter gave them an apologetic look for mentioning the goa'uld, "was locked in her sarcophagus."

Daniel gave small shudder at the mention but nodded. "If she was locked in, maybe she went into hibernation or something like the goa'uld in the Unas that was trapped in the Asgard maze on Cimmeria did. Something about our arrival might have... triggered something."

"Like the presence of my prim'ta engaged the Hammer of Thor," Teal'c compared.

"Or me now too," Carter interjected. "We know from Ma'chello that there are off-world technologies developed around symbiote physiology beyond the presence of naquadah."

"Yes, and unless we can return to Aballo and do a thorough investigation of the cave and its technologies it is all supposition," Daniel said.

Well, at least he was saying that now, that it were all theories, Jack begrudged, even if he was weaseling to get back to the planet again beyond just grabbing their dropped field packs. He wished that Daniel had kept his theories to himself the first time and not dragged them into something that was a total bust mission wise and ended up with the team off the off-world roster until Fraiser okayed his wrist.

"I will take the matter under consideration," Hammond said tactfully. "Are there further items of discussion?"

Jack ran over the mission in his head. "That's pretty much it Sir, we were only in the cave for a bit before Carter and Teal'c stumbled over the bear and then we were chased back down the mountain, across the river, and through the grass back to the 'gate." Jack shrugged. "We did a lot of running and not much else in the end."

"Very well," Hammond nodded, "I look forward to your full reports which I expect to be handed in—"

"Ah Sir," Jack held up his bandaged wrist in protest.

"—two days after Dr Fraiser clears Colonel O'Neill for full duty," Hammond concluded unperturbed as he rose from his seat. "Dismissed."

"Yes Sir," Jack responded as he pushed the chair away from the table and stood. Carter, Teal'c, and Daniel stood as well and the team headed for the door.

A knock on the briefing room door sounded and it opened to show a lab-coat wearing scientist in the archway. Jack did not recognize the man at all.

"General Sir?" the scientist intruded. "We've completed the preliminary evaluation of the ursidae specimen from P3B-237."

"Yes son?" Hammond prompted.

"The skeletal form is highly comparable to the extinct genus Arctodus simus," the scientist summed.

"Which means what?" Jack asked.

The scientist gave him a chastising look, "As I was about to continue, Arctodus simus in vernacular is called the short-faced or bulldog bear and existed in North America during the Pleistocene. It may have once been Earth's largest mammalian terrestrial carnivore and was abundant in what is now California."

Jack felt one of his eyebrows raise. So it hadn't just been a giant bear, but a giant cave bear. What was it with fossils and myths, like the Unas, having to chase them all the time? "Well Daniel," Jack slapped Danielon the back with his good hand, "looks like you got yourself on the Fame board again. You found yourself a cave bear."

The scientist gave him a pinched look as he drew himself upright and said haughtily, "Ursus spealaeus, in vernacular the cave bear, was a genus of ursidae that existed in Europe during the Pleistocene—"

Jack brushed past the scientist standing in the door with a dismissing wave and made his way to the elevator. It was a giant bear and it had tried to eat them and that was all he needed to know. "So, kids, movie night? I'm thinking... The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams."

"What?" Daniel squawked.

"No," Carter disagreed cheerfully as they crowded into the elevator car, "it should be the actor version of The Jungle Book Sir. I don't remember Baloo making much of an appearance—no singing and dancing like Disney—but the villain does die because of a giant python."

"Good suggestion Carter. Teal'c?" Jack prompted.

"I believe the chronicle of The Bear would be most peaceful to conclude the day's duties with," Teal'c contributed.

Jack gave a satisfied grin at Daniel as the elevator doors closed. They'd run into a snake and gotten squat for weapons, but any day that ended with jokes and a movie night was a good day in his books.

-FINISHED

"Going on a Bear Hunt" Ch. 7 [novella, team, K+]

Chapter 7: Major Samantha Carter

One shiny wet nose!
Two big furry ears!
Two big googly eyes!
IT'S A BEAR!

. . .

Sam remained where she had frozen when the powering up hum and lights had surprised them into immobility with one boot on the tiles and the other on bare rock. The bellowing sound was gone but she thought the hair on the back of her neck was still standing on end.

The hum noise in connection with the lights she could understand, as the UTD reading had jumped with the energy surge, but what in the world had been the cause of that bellow?

"Maybe something somewhere fell?" Daniel offered hopefully.

"That did not sound like equipment crashing," the Colonel retorted. "It sounded like an animal."

"But how would an animal get way down here? There were no signs in the passageway." Daniel questioned.

"It could have found another way in," Sam spoke up. "The air is fresh down here so there have to be airshafts. It's possible that the lights turning on startled an animal and the caves amplified and distorted the sound into the bellow we heard."

The Colonel was giving her a long measuring look, it seemed he did not believe her theory any more than she did really, but Daniel was looking relieved.

"Well, we'll either find out more when we get further," the Colonel waved a hand at the ways out of the cavern, "or we won't. Daniel, the floor pictures tell you anything now that we can see it?"

Nothing diverted Daniel's attention like a question like that as the archaeologist looked down at the mosaic and promptly became absorbed by his work with camcorder in hand.

Sam watched as, headless of Teal'c and the Colonel's early cautioning and worry about booby traps, Daniel began to crisscross the mosaic. He nudged the other two men out the way at times as he sprouted on about the technicalities of mosaics, certain narration scenes of unidentifiable warriors battling each other and other things depicted, like the giant bear before a seated woman.

"Well, this is so strange!" Daniel declared as he stood in the middle of the mosaic's centre scene, camcorder lowered to the side and gestured about with his free hand. "It's a pharaonic smiting scene, see? The victor is holding the captive by the hair in one hand and holding a weapon to smite them in the other hand. Also the images are shown in profile which is typical of Egyptian art—well goa'uld art—but that's just it, it's goa'uld. Arthur banished the goa'uld from Aballo so why is this here? In his cave?"

"Could this be something Camulus had done?" Sam questioned as she looked the mosaic over, taking her foot off the boar being eaten by a bear just below the centre scene that had Daniel so puzzled. "The cave might have been Camulus's before it was Arthur's."

"Maybe but I don't know why Arthur would leave it here when he won. Though," Daniel rubbed his chin, "I can't really say for certain who the two are. Both are wearing similar outfits with the most distinctive differences being the breastplate decoration. The captive's breastplate I'm not seeing any identifying emblem in and it could just be a purely decorative design of elaborate circular artwork. The most strange though is the victor's breastplate. It has a zoomorphic head that I haven't seen in goa'uld art before, so I need to check it against my books to discover which animal is being depicted."

Sam looked the two breastplates over and agreed that the captive just sporting a decorative geometric pattern and the victor a stylistic creature's head as seen from above. "It's not a dragon head?"

Daniel shook his head. "One has to be really careful about identifying zoomorphic heads since they are not particularly realistically portrayed and strongly stylised. Plus, the above view instead of a profile view makes it even trickier."

"I thought you just said snake art is all in profile, like Egyptian art?" the Colonel interjected.

"That is true," Daniel agreed slowly as he studied the mosaic with an increasingly puzzled air, "Egyptian art has the head and lower body viewed in profile, with the eye and upper body viewed from the front. So that zoomorphic head as seen from above is an abnormality."

Sam waited for him to say anything more but when Daniel didn't and just started muttering under his breath as he began working over the mosaic again, she turned her attention to her UTD. She was far more interested in why the power had engaged and lighting turned on when it had and there was nothing in this room that suggested any answers.

A motion detection system was most likely, but then it became a question of what type of sensor system was in place. Neither acoustic, optical, or seismic systems fit unless there was a system time-delay... crossing the mosaic she made her way to the Colonel's side. "Sir? I'd like to venture deeper to see if I can find the light's power source. Finding it might help with figuring out if this cave is goa'uld or not."

The Colonel drummed the fingers of his good hand against the stock of his P90 but nodded. "You and Teal'c can go start looking. Leave a trail for you to find your way out—or us to find you if you if I manage to tear Daniel away from his floor picture anytime soon. Keep in radio contact."

"Yes Sir," Sam nodded and crossed over to Teal'c. "You heard what the Colonel said?"

"I did MajorCarter," Teal'c answered.

Sam held up her UTD a bit. "I'll take the lead if that's okay."

"It is acceptable," he agreed. "I shall take responsibility for leaving the route markers."

"Thanks," Sam flashed a smile and turned her attention to the carved out chambers and passageways leading away from the spacious mosaic cavern. The decision was now, if the UTD didn't assist, which way did they try to go? Down sounded like the best option, so she selected one of the downward passageways and took the roughly carved steps deeper into the cave system. The energy reading increased a decimal point so it looked like she'd made the right choice.

The lights system was more spaced out than it had been in the mosaic cavern and she used the tactical light on her P90 in the shadowy areas and to look into the levels that intruded onto each other in no discernible order and not one level on top of the other. Shining the light through an opening to a dimly lit lower level a few feet to her right the beam glanced over a black glimmer—unlike the white one of the quartz in the dark grey rock wall—and caught her attention.

Swinging the beam back around, she peered downward as she centred the light. Was that a shiny wet nose? A flicker of movement above and she swept the beam up where it illuminated the rounded edge of a furry ear.

It looked like she may have found the animal that the Colonel had suggested had made that bellowing sound, but what kind of animal was? Shifting the beam of her light again in an attempt to see the whole shape of the animal's head, the beam reflected back from the tarpetum lucidum of the big eyes and shone red.

The roar bellowed through the air and shook her to the bones.

Holy Hannah!

It was a bear!

. . .

Quick! Back through the cave! Tiptoe! Tiptoe! Tiptoe!
Back through the snowstorm! Hoooo woooo! Hoooo woooo!
Back through the forest! Stumble trip! Stumble trip! Stumble trip!

. . .

Hard on the heels of that realization was a worse one. She wasn't just getting the weird goa'uld sense from behind her where Teal'c was—but from the bear! Suddenly the natural red shine from her light turned into the golden eye-glow of a goa'uld. Another roaring bellow shook her bones and sent her heartbeat galloping.

The massive bear took two lopping strides forward. It reached the arched opening between the two levels and reared up. Its claws, longer than her hands, dug at the ledge as it growled and roared.

Sam jolted back as the bear madly began to claw its way up to her. Flipping the safety of her P90 off, she squeezed the trigger. The air filled with the sharp sound of automatic gunfire and pungent odor of hot copper and nitroglycerin.

A chest full of rounds sent the bear reeling back, where it collapsed.

"The ursidae appears dead," Teal'c announced from behind.

"Carter," the radios cackled, "what's happening?"

Sam breathed deep to calm her rapid heartbeat as she reached up and toggled the switch of her radio. "Goa'uld Sir."

"Crap," the Colonel swore and what he said next was more an aside and not addressed to her. "Daniel said there wouldn't be snakes here." A pause. "Carter, with all that roaring—was it in a Unas?"

"Bear Sir."

A long pause. "Say that again Major."

"The goa'uld was in a bear Sir," Sam enunciated.

"Get back here," the Colonel ordered, "now Major."

"Yes Sir," Sam answered and her hand dropped from her radio. Taking a firm grip on her P90 she looked over her shoulder at Teal'c who was still looking at the fallen form of the giant bear. "Come on Teal'c, let's go."

Teal'c gave a regal nod of his head and they swiftly backtracked, following the route marks he had made on the stone walls to make their way back to the mosaic cavern where the other two men where. As they entered the spacious cavern again a bellowing roar rumbled up from behind them and Sam instinctively checked over her shoulder as her heart jolted.

"You didn't manage to kill it?" the Colonel demanded.

"The ursidae appeared dead when we departed O'Neill," Teal'c answered.

"There could be others too Sir," Sam suggested as she gave another uneasy look over her shoulder.

"Do you believe that Carter?"

Sam gave an uneasy shrug.

"Right, we're leaving."

"Jack—"

"Stuff it Daniel," he snapped. "We've got a goa'uld in a bear—"

"Giant bear," Sam interjected.

"Giant? How big?"

Sam pictured the bear in her head with its massive body and disproportionately long legs and had to say, "Twice the size of any bear on Earth."

"Of course, everything else on this planet is giant sized, why not the bears?" the Colonel said sarcastically. "Look, Daniel, we've got a goa'uld in a bear and I don't want to be down here with some snaked bear when there is only one way in and out!"

"Indeed."

A deep bellowing roar rolled over them—closer now.

They all exchanged wide eyed looks and the Colonel yelled, "Go, go, go!"

Sam shot across the mosaic behind Daniel, with Teal'c and the Colonel behind her—tiptoeing over it forgone in the need for speed. Boots slapping against the stone floor they made their way back up through the cave tunnel that had lead them here as fast as possible. Emerging into the shaded light of the forest outside the triangular cave entrance Sam's eyes adjusted easily.

"Think it followed us?" Daniel peered down the dark tunnel.

A low bellow rumbled up from the depth of the tunnel.

"Yes," the Colonel said shortly. "Keep moving!"

Keeping up their trotting pace down the slope covered in towering tree trunks, they passed by the rocky outcroppings with the carved runes and in a short time were overlooking the snowy channel of wind scored pines. Their earlier trail, mostly melted now, from where the snowstorm had caught them three quarters through the channel to the forest edge were the only tracks to be seen.

"Teal'c, take the lead," the Colonel ordered as he checked their back trail.

Teal'c nodded and began making a path through the snow that the strong afternoon light had melted from knee deep to a few inches.

The deeper they moved into the channel the stronger the wind blew with its distinctive hooo wooo like it had before and threatened to blow Sam's cap off her head as it caught time and time again underneath the brim.

"Jack, do we have to keep moving so fast?" Daniel complained as he puffed behind her, the wind almost drowning his words out.

"Bears can exceed thirty miles per hour," Sam near shouted to be heard over the loud whistling of the wind, "and that's just regular bears Daniel. This one had legs up to my chest! I don't want to think of how fast it can go."

She didn't hear anything else from Daniel, but that was probably the fault of the noisy wind and she kept her head down the rest of the way. Climbing up the ridge between the channel and the forest, Sam looked around.

"Crap," the Colonel swore from behind.

Sam glanced over her shoulder at the Colonel, and seeing the direction he was looking in, she looked and caught sight of a dark brown shape just emerging far up the mountain slope above the snowy pine channel.

"How long can it chase us?" Daniel asked in a hushed voice.

"As long as it can walk," the Colonel said grimly. "Carter, is it the same bear?"

Sam got out her binoculars and took a look, carefully comparing what she remembered seeing in the cave against the bear just beginning to advance into the snowy channel with its stunted pines. "Markings look like they do Sir. Though I can't tell if it's a species things or distinct to an individual animal."

"Considering it's a giant bear on our back trail Major, we'll assume it's your snake-bear."

"Can we ambush it?" Daniel questioned.

"I'd like to think that would succeed but if it survived Carter..." the Colonel grimaced. "Enough of a breather, let's keep moving. Teal'c, pace us."

"I shall O'Neill," Teal'c responded to the order and took the lead again into the tall pine trees with their canopy towering overhead shading out the light and quieting the wind to a mere whisper.

Sam thought grimly of the klicks they had to cover ahead and the varying terrain that would challenge them and always pushing from behind, that giant goa'uld infested bear that had survived the rounds she had put into it and healed so fast. Her boots crushing the pine needles beneath her feet Sam was glad it was easier to move quickly down the forested slope of the mountainside but she was also more careful about how she stepped. They could not afford for anyone to stumble and trip down the slope now.

. . .

Back through the mud! Squelch squerch! Squelch squerch!
Back through the river! Splash splosh! Splash splosh! Splash splosh!
Back through the grass! Swishy swashy! Swishy swashy!

. . .

Leaving the forested mountain slope, there had been no visual sign of pursuit amongst the trees but the pine trunks reduced visibility and Sam didn't believe that the goa'uld would just stop following them. That was not the nature of the goa'uld. Especially one that had been angered by an attack.

It did not take long out in the direct sunlight to have Sam sweating even more as she lengthened her stride to match as Teal'c increased their pace once out of the forest.

Gradually the firm grassland turned damp and spongy underfoot and then gave way to soupy mud and frogs and water beetles as it had the first time. In half a klick they were back into the reedy wet meadow again. It was safer to travel back over terrain they knew than try to cut distance and time over unknown terrain.

Sam grimaced at the squelch squerch sound the mud made as it sucked and grabbed at her boots. She was extra careful to follow Teal'c's path so that there was not a repeat of the earlier mud puddle fiasco.

"I see it," Daniel hissed from behind.

Sam glanced over her shoulder and saw that the bear had emerged through the underbrush edging the treeline. Roughly half a klick away from the reeds and mud they were slogging through.

"Bear's don't have good eyesight right? Maybe it can't see us?" Daniel questioned hopefully.

"That's a myth Daniel. Bears don't have bad eyesight, they just hunt via scent." Sam answered as she looked forward again.

No one said anything to that and they kept to their steady trotting pace. Step by step the soupy mud of the wet meadow firmed up into grassland again and they reached the river valley.

Cutting down the slope, Sam made sure she did not trip down this one either as they wove between the deciduous trees and pushed through the bush; ducking the occasional branch that snapped back and tried to catch the unwary in the face.

Reaching the spot of the river where they had crossed, the clear water burbling over the few protruding rocks and no evidence of the flash flood that had almost swept Teal'c away hours ago. When the team was standing on the river edge, the Colonel gestured both her and Teal'c across the ford the same time. Her boots splash sploshed in the river as Sam picked her way across the cobbled bottom and she kept a sharp eye upstream. The icy water washed over the top of her boots and soaked her legs beneath her knees and Sam clenched her teeth against the urge to shiver.

Emerging onto the north bank with her teeth still clenched, Sam shifted her weight from foot to foot to chase away the chill of the water as the Colonel and Daniel forded the river. Her eyes on them as much as they were scanning the bush and tree covered slope behind them in search of a bear moving through the growth.

"Any sign?" the Colonel asked.

"Not yet Sir."

The Colonel looked over the far slope himself and then gave a hard look upstream. "Let's hope it doesn't know a short cut. Enough lollygagging, keep it moving."

Sam fell into stride with Teal'c again as he led the way up the northern slope out of the river valley. Pushing aside one of the lower bushes in her path, Sam paused as she heard a low roar from behind, back at the river. A look at her teammates showed curious looks on their faces as well—well curious, and in the case of the Colonel very wary. It wasn't a bear roar, that was for sure, she thought as she furrowed her brow and listened as it grew from a low roar to a roaring rush of water.

Another flash flood?

Picking up the pace, they emerged onto the northern ridge of the river valley and looked back. Sam saw a swath of the river's blue water was brown now and that it did look like another flash flood had swept downstream. That was very strange and she tucked the puzzle of two flash floods only hours apart away in her mind to puzzle over later. When they were safely back at SGC and didn't have a mad goa'uld hot on their trail.

"Daniel, is it safe for you to take more of your allergy stuff?" the Colonel asked.

Sam turned her attention from the river valley behind to the four and a half klicks of grassland ahead and the row of megalithic standing stones on the north horizon.

"Yes," Daniel nodded and dug out another foil packet of antihistamines to swallow two.

Sam saw that Teal'c only gave Daniel enough time to pock the packet before started forward at the steady trotting pace again. She kept her breathing as steady and deep as possible and listened as their steps made a rhythmic thudding noise as their boots hit the ground in close unison over the swishy swashy rustle of their strides through the long grass.

They hadn't covered half a klick when the bear was spotted on the flat prairie behind them. Soon it was evident that the animal's disproportionately long legs gave it a ground covering stride that gradually closed the distance between them bit by bit.

Sam marked in her mind when the team had jogged two klicks which left two and a half klicks to go. On the horizon the towering stones encircling the 'gate were becoming more defined and the sight invigorated her even as she felt the sweat begin to run in rivets.

Another klick of prairie covered and behind them the bear was getting closer, racking up the tension she was feeling even more. Glances at her teammates revealed that Daniel looked like she felt, the Colonel's square jaw was grimly set, and as Teal'c was in the lead she couldn't see his expression but he radiated his usual iron-clad calmness.

Three and a half klicks covered and then the Colonel yelled, "Drop and run for it!"

Sam's heart jolted at the words as she reflexively looked behind. The bear was no longer walking, but now moving rapidly towards them with a loping stride.

Her own stride hitched as her right hand fumbled a bit at releasing the clips of her field pack. She'd been prepared for the order since the standing stones had come into view. It was better to lose equipment than lose lives.

Before the pack had hit the ground, she was at a flat out run across the prairie to the 'gate.